The Republican Plan for a New Era of Republicanism

McCain has stated the only way we will have a military draft is if there is World War III. So, in other words, there will soon be a draft.

A secret Republican victory strategy has leaked and we are glad to report it. The plan is to have President Bush create World War III. Since World War III will likely result in the annihilation of our major cities, it is noted that most urban areas are predominately Democratic. This will leave the mostly Republican rural areas in the middle part of the country. This will be the beginning of a long era of Republican dominance in America. And a draft.